The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #78447   Message #1410359
Posted By: kendall
15-Feb-05 - 09:20 AM
Thread Name: BS: Kendall's valentines
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines
Achey breaky heart? I dodged a bullet with that one!

Two criminals were about to be hanged.
The hangman asked the first if he had a last request, and the man replied,
"Yes; play Achey Breakey heart" on the stereo." Hangman agrees.

He asked the second if he had a last request and the man said,

"Yes, if you are going to do that, HANG ME FIRST"!