Yes, Canada. Glorious Canada. The country that I am proud to call my own. O Canada!

The great thing about Canada is that it's virtually immune to serious criticism. This is because it's such a nice place. Canada has no enemies. We did have an enemy once, when the USA tried to invade in 1812-14, but we got together our squads of attack beavers, moose commandos, and unemployed hosers, and we stopped 'em dead in their tracks, eh?

Canada has seamlessly combined capitalism and socialism in a savoury mix that delights the pallet and pays for the medical bills. Canada is shamelessly liberal, and proud of it!

Canada has 4 (count 'em!), 4 silly political parties that are all secretly run by the rich people, but it's okay because you can count on them all not to do anything too drastic. Canada will never launch a pre-emptive attack on Iran or Syria.

Canada is the home of hockey, maple syrup, snowshoes, and Don Cherry.

Canada rules, eh? We are the teflon country. You can make fun of us, but you can't come up with anything that really sticks, cos we are Canadian, eh? Totally decent!