Good King what's his name looked out on his feets uneven...

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiney nose
He has a drinking problem, now he's wearing panty hose (Eric Bogle)

Ho ho fucking ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
We've had enough we quit
We do all the fucking work while he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fucking ho. (Monty Python)