Yes, teflon may not have been the best word to use. Can someone suggest a better one? What's that ski wax called?

Canadians welcome Fox News Network to Canada! Not only are we very much in favour of viewing any and all foreign comedy shows, we also believe it's good to keep track of the activities of potentially dangerous political forces in the World, so as to be able to predict what they might do next and be prepared for it. First thing you know, they might try to privatize our health system or...worse than that...buy out Tim Horton's Donuts!!! We won't let 'em do that, eh? No flippin' way!

We have fought back against foreign aggression and subversion in the past by exporting devastating cultural weapons to the USA, such as Lorne Greene, Leslie Nielsen, Paul Anka, Celine Dion and...(drum roll).........William Shatner!!!

Don't flippin' underestimate our retaliatory abilities, Doug. We got more where they came from.