A jedi, that would be be good

it would rhyme nearly with stead-die, fred-die, head-die and shred-die

And I agree, stop attacking our little island, some of us are stung to the quick...... not many I'll grant you.

we have muslims, catholics, and jedi knights queuing up for this job; which I think says something about the quality of ethnic diversity, and freedom of opportunity in Britain under new labour. However none of these applicants thus far have the right shaped ears, or a girlfriend called camilla, whose name rhymes with virtually everything.

fear not though, for we have prime minister capable of finding just such a man. A man who will wear the crown with virtually no danger of it slipping over his ears. Its like he was born to be King.

three cheers for Tony!