Down at the nursing home, three old men were discussing the problems of ageing.
"Seventy is the worst age to be," said the 70 year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing happens."
"Count your blessings, kid," said the 80 year-old. "When you're eighty, you can't even crap right anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing moves when it's supposed to!"
"Actually, just you young fellers wait!" said the 90 year-old, "Ninety is the worst age of all."
"Why? Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 70 year-old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 7:00. I piss like a racehorse... no problem there at all." admitted the 90 year-old.
"So you have trouble shitting then?" asked the 80 year-old.
"No, no problem in that department either... I have a nice relaxing bowel movement every morning at 7:30." the oldest man responded.
"So what's so damn much worse about being ninety then?"
"Well, I don't wake up until 8."