Hey, Clinton, I think the guy who does Red Meat should work you in as a regular character in the strip: Clinton, the psycho singer-songwriter of the neighborhood. I figure you could give Milkman Dan and Ted Johnson a run for their money when it comes to chilling one-liners, delivered deadpan, with a sardonic grin barely curling the lip. :-) I'm serious, man. Send him your press kit, bio and some photos and see what can be done.