Come now get back to the jokes. This is the most successful thread I've ever started.   

The reason I launched the thread was to get jokes for a friend who's view of lawyers may not be completely unbiased at the moment. And its fair to say its a stage that quite a lot of people may have been through. One of my best friends was a lawyer but she had to retire as she got too emotionally involved.

If you want to have a go at something else. Have a go at me.   Middle aged scottish computer analyst folk singer.   The must be some humour in there somewhere.

J