Yes its me. My friend told me about this.
Well I never knew you'd all be so interested...
Sorry if we've upset anyone. just getting hitched.
Thanks to you all especially the lower orders worrying about our human rights. Gave us a good giggle. If any want to apply for a job we have a vacancy in our Scottish Palace where you can iron my hubby-to-be's newspapers for him. Or hold his urine sample jar while he pees.
It is gratifying that our future subjects recognise their role in our lives.
This was fun, we both enjoy folk music after hunting but now that the bloody government are going to ban hunting we might never hear folk songs again. Unless in Scotland where hunting continues.
Yours,
CPB