The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1411773
Posted By: Rapparee
16-Feb-05 - 10:59 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
If you have a cup of coffee in a styrofoam cup you can melt holes in the cup with a cigarette and create your own dribble glass. From an experiment conducted in my college student union on this subject I (as the impartial observer) can report with certainty that you cannot cannot either drink the coffee fast enough or tip the cup far enough that the coffee runs over the holes without first running out into your lap. No quatity of beer can be consumed that changes this, either.

You can also make your very own little glob of napalm (no, I will NOT tell you how to do so!) and smear it on the bottom of an ashtray so that when someone stubs out a cigarette...never mind. This can lead to bloody noses or at least nasty name calling.