I love anti lawyer jokes - however I do work for a law centre in one of the poorest London Boroughs where our solicitors give their advice completely free of charge and are not paid the salaries that they could earn in the City- Some lawyers do have a social conscience - not many but some !

A barrister is cross examining

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

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