The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #78262   Message #1411897
Posted By: GUEST,Mrr
16-Feb-05 - 12:01 PM
Thread Name: BS: Anti Lawyer jokes
Subject: RE: BS: Anti Lawyer jokes
Noddy - she wasn't driving, she was sitting in the parking lot. She steadied the cup between her legs and when it spilled, it caused such burns as to require over 8 surgeries. This is not your parents' hot coffee, which would have been merely inconvenient. This was actually, really, dangerous. Not that she wasn't an idiot, but the penalty for spilling coffee is supposed to be a dry-cleaner's bill, not 8 major surgeries to rebuild her twat which was completely cooked, not slightly burned.