i inherited 2 things from my dad..

love of farmhouse cider..

..and an even greater love for full natural wobbly ladies bosoms....


mind you though.. since i've been building my self up strongly at the gym..

i cant help noticing women of a 'certain' age
regularly bending over in full close view in front of me
in their skin tight lycra training costumes..

.. yeah right.. 1st couple of times its mere coincedence..
but it just gets a bit provocative and intimidating when out of all the directions they can bend over to 'adjust' gym equipment

they invariably seem to end up pointing their fertile rear-ends
full on in in my direction..

hmmmmm.. some very primal sociobiology going on in gyms !!?????

and least of all its a health and safety hazard when i'm trying to concentrate
on lifting lethal heavy metal weights..!!

but i must admit to enjoying regular breaks to drink refreshing water
and mop the sweat off my brow
whilst glancing casually at larger chested women jiggling and joggling
on the running machines..

[cue Benny Hill show end credits theme tune..]