Hey I like Don's!!!! It is odd that there aren't more Autoharp jokes. You realize that the thing ain't a harp don't you? Its a Zither. But as I've said before, who the hell would buy something called an "Autozither?" I dunno, maybe Bill D., but the word is too damn weird for the rest of us. Sounds like some kind of bizarro, self-gratification device that gets shipped to you in a plain, brown, wrapper.