I will supply the link if adm. thinks it prudent and not just pimping for ebay prostitution, but all in all it is pretty funny calling it a personal (live in) wake up service.

On a different note, for those who enjoy irony, here is a thread I started elsewhere that seems to have played into my "intentions" only too well.
http://ara.propagation.net/postpoems2/viewtopic.php?p=4408#4408