A mate just told me about a wonderful website, wich I'd fink yer'll all enjoy. 'e's much too shy ter post anyfink about it, right, so I'm doin' it for 'im. This site translates borin', right, evryday speech into dialect, so even blokes like Cletus can enjoy the bleedin' true meanin' of yor words. 'ave fun! Blimey!