Well since we're being ''PrePOSSerous"..
I know an old lady
who swallowed a monkey
How funky!
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I know an old lady
who swallowed a fish
what a bitch!
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[and even worse than that one]
I know an old lady
who swallowed a lion
It tasted fine *
*try it-it can work if you want it to..
Azizi