"The female body, even at its best, is very defective in form; it has harsh curves and very clumsily distributed masses; compared to it the average milk-jug, or even cuspidor, is a thing of intelligent and gratifying design.... Below the neck by the bow and below the waist astern are two masses that simply refuse to fit into a balanced composition. Viewed from the side, a woman presents an exaggerated S bisected by an imperfect straight line, and so she inevitably suggests a drunken dollar-mark." -- H. L. Mencken, _In Defense of Women_ (1922)

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First mouse: "Hey, look at the ass on that female over there." Second mouse: "Doesn't do anything for me -- I'm a titmouse."

--- Joe Fineman    joe_f@verizon.net

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