What's got such a bug up your butt this evening, _gargoyle? You haven't been this much of an ugly, mean-spirited son of a bitch in a while. Something shitty happen in your life and you're dumping it on everyone you encounter, huh?

I think I've finally figured you out. I used to think you were a bitter, nasty man holed up in a dingy, little office all by yourself, just you and your dirty pictures and your dirty mind. Now I think you're a distressed adolescent, sitting in his room all alone, taking it out on anyone who seems to have any fun. Your responses, at least, fit that stage of development.

You won't win, you know. Even if you run everyone off and get the site all to yourself, which appears to be what would really make you happy, you'd just be stuck with yourself. Probably pretty familiar territory for you, but is it actually satisfying?

By the way, Oh Loathsome One, a cappella doesn't mean solo. Any idiot knows that. How could you make such an amateurish mistake?