Maybe we need a "No Smoking" shanty, subtly done of course so as not to offend but one that gets the point across.

There could be this ship cruising along full and by, when suddenly everyone lights up and the helmsman is overcome with the fumes...the wheel spins, the sails are taken hard aback, the ship breachs to, as the waves and wind force her over onto her beams end. It don't look good, lads and ladies...

Cheerily,
Charley Noble