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Thread #78499   Message #1417614
Posted By: GUEST,The Shambles
22-Feb-05 - 12:50 PM
Thread Name: BS: Royal Wedding Jokes
Subject: RE: BS: Royal Wedding Jokes
The excitement of all the wedding plans must have been too much for poor Camilla - as she collapsed and went into a coma.

After a week and with the wedding date fast approaching - the nurses noticed when giving her a bed-bath that she showed some response when they were washing her genitals.

It was suggested to Charles that as this had worked in some other cases and as there was nothing to lose by the attempt - that perhaps he should try some oral sex on her - to see if this would bring her out of her coma.

He was persuaded to try this and they waited outside while he went into Camilla's room.

After a while he rushed-out - without his trousers - to report that she had passed away - after appearing to choke..........