My complaint about The Mudcat Cafe

In my last letter, I claimed that The Mudcat Cafe's cronies compress The Mudcat Cafe's opinions into brief, highly reductive, definitive-sounding phrases, easily memorized and easily expressed, and that claim is even more true now. I would like to start by discussing The Mudcat Cafe's accusations, mainly because they scare me. The thing I'm the most frightened about is that I find The Mudcat Cafe's conclusions symptomatic of a dangerous but spreading mentality. By balancing the theoretical untruth and nonsense of The Mudcat Cafe's generalizations with the reality of this phenomenon, we can see that The Mudcat Cafe's lackeys form a devious organization devoted to harassment and barratry. In my view, The Mudcat Cafe is as incomprehensible as the sky is blue. I'm sure you get my point here. It is never easy to judge what the most appropriate or effective response to The Mudcat Cafe's unambitious protests is, but one unfortunate fact remains clear: The Mudcat Cafe's standard operating procedure is to erode constitutional principles that have shaped our society and remain at the core of our freedom and liberty.

It's not just the lunatic fringe that's in The Mudcat Cafe's corner; a number of previously-respectable people have begun backing it. Th veneer of respectability doesn't last long once they get caught up in the parry, thrust and bombastic effluviance of the Mudcat. Sure, they say, I'll log off and go start supper, make those phone calls, agitate for world peace, mulch the garden and stack the rest of the firewood, but I'll just hit "refresh" once more and see what comes up. Just...once....more....The Mudcat Cafe's henchmen want so much to annihilate a person's personality, individuality, will, and character that the concept of right vs. wrong never comes up, but I guess nobody ever explained that to The Mudcat Cafe's assistants. So you see, this is the precondition for my crusade against combative exclusionism.

Alice, what have you wrought? Thanks for showing me, someone who prefers editing to writing due to innate laziness and instinctive destructivity, a way to waste even more time on the net than I would have thought possible a few short nanoseconds ago.

Bill C