. . . and unbeknownst to fellow 'Catters, Bobert hacks away into the secret files of a certain broadcasting company, altering the script of a certain television program. Down the hall from those same Broadcastion company's computers, in the prop room of the studios where that very same program is filmed, an evil prop-person has loaded a revolver with real bullets instead of blanks. Meanwhile, back at the ranch in Texas, an odd looking tack is placed, point up, on the chair behind the desk of President Dubblepew--the point of the tack having been filled with a strange liquid concoction.
    . . .Bobert wakes with a start, his head face down on his computer keyboard, wondering how he could have fallen asleep at his computer. "What is this thread about Shatner doing there with my name on it?!~ Who's impersonating me??!!!!" Bobert asks himself, as his eyes fall on an odd hand print on his computer monitor, which looked almost like a strange bug-like-animal-like paw. "Honey, anybody mess with my 'puter while I was napping?" he hollars, "And what's all this slimey stuff on my keyboard?"
    Little does he know that it is all a part of a diabolical plot by the axis of evil--Kim Jong Il & species 8472, to take over planet Earth.