I beg to differ, good BeeDubya. Traces of kludge have been found at excavated ante-Diluvian sites in Persia, Ethiopia and independently in Bolivia and the Gardenia Islands. There is no serious argument rebutitng the proposition that earliest homo sapiens were very poor housekeepers and given to accumulating kludge -- have formed logs, badly cut stone fragments, unuseable pottery, torn-out reed baskets, rotted tom-toms and the like.

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