I've got more respect for a sheep-shagger, at least the sheep might enjoy it too.

I understand the sentiments but I am not too sure that I would quite 'go all the way' with that one. Not sure if the sheep even get asked - either before or after. Perhaps we could leave sheep alone too - unless they ask..........?

I am reminded of a old 'Playboy' cartoon. The chap has just finshed and is walking away and adjusting his trousers. The sheep says ........when will I see you again?