After poor Camilla's sad demise - in the manner of the previous but one joke - at the hands (or otherwise) of Charles - a big funeral was planned.

And just like the previous big affair - it was thought only right that Sir Elton John should sing in the church and change around some of the words of one of his well-known songs - to suit the occasion.

Imagine the Queen's horror when Sir Elton looked at her and struck-up with - Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me...........