The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #78569 Message #1419636
Posted By: Susan-Marie
24-Feb-05 - 11:06 AM
Thread Name: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
Another Ditty on this subject, from Robert Burns
Nine Inch Will Please a Lady Tune:The Quaker's Wife
Come rede me dame, come tell me, dame, My dame come tell me truly, What length o' graith, when weel ca'd hame, Will sair a woman duly? The carlin clew her wanton tail, Her wanton tail sae ready - I learn'd a sang in Annandale, Nine inch will please a lady.
But for a koontrie cunt like mine, In sooth, we're nae sae gentle; We'll take tway thumb-bread to the nine, And tha's a sonsy pintle; O leeze me on my Charlie lad, I'll ne'er forget my Charlie! Tway roarin handfu's and a daud, He nidge't it in fu' rarely.
But weary fa' the laithron doup And may it ne'er ken thrivin! It's no the length that maks me loup, But it's the double drivin.- Come nidge me, Tam, come nidge me Tam, Come nidge me o'er the nyvel! Come lowse and lug your battering ram, And thrash him at my gyvel!
rede - advise graith - tools sair - serve carlin - old woman pintle - male organ laithron - lazy, inactive doup - backside gyvel - gable