Night Owl, I think there are so few autoharp jokes because folkies are sensitive souls and don't want to pick on the handicapped--people who have to push buttons to make chords--or maybe it's because they don't think it's polite to make jokes about people when they're not around, and harpies have to leave the room to tune between songs. I'm tryin', but I don't think I'm makin' anybody laugh...

--seed