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Thread #15608   Message #142070
Posted By: JedMarum
29-Nov-99 - 08:53 AM
Thread Name: BS: For Big Mick: A Unionist joke
Subject: RE: BS: For Big Mick: A Unionist joke
Jesus was sitting at the well when a crowd approached him, pushing before them a woman who had been caught sinning. They said to him, "This woman has been caught in the act of adultery and the Law of Moses says she should be stoned to death. What should we do?"

Jesus knew they were trying to trick him. He sat quietly for long moment, apparently thinking and tracing in the dust with a stick. Finally he spoke, "Let he among you, who is without sin be the first to cast a stone."

The crowd fell silent for what seemed a very long time, when suddenly a single stone flew through the air and struck the woman in the forehead, opening a cut and knocking her to the ground.

Jesus looked from the woman up into the crowd and spoke sharply, "Ya know, Ma, sometimes you really piss me off!"