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Thread #78557   Message #1420862
Posted By: Little Hawk
25-Feb-05 - 01:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: Ebay prostitutes
Subject: RE: BS: Ebay prostitutes
Kat - the couple that are offering to rent themselves for advertising...I just sent them an email question about their ad, as follows:

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Are you willing to advertise for a virginity restoration service? I represent Virginity Restorations Inc. Our motto: "Re-experience the Thrill of the First Time! - Satisfaction Guaranteed!" You would simply have to dress normally for the photoshoot, and wear winning smiles while exchanging an affectionate look and sporting our official logo. We can also offer an all-expense-paid weekend in Schenectady, New York. Please respond and indicate if this would be acceptable.

Dirk Snoeball, Virginity Restorations Inc.

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Now, let's see what they say... :-)