But, on the internet, EVERYthing's for sale. These people are proof of that. There's people selling body parts, advertising space on pregnant bellies, used little girls' panties, sob stories & scams, and nothing at all. My buddy was considering selling a testicle this past summer because he had two and one was all he needed (he's already got two kids and his wife says all she has to do is wash his shorts to get pregnant).

Your little spoof just doesn't hold a candle to the reality of what's on the flog out there.