Oh...I would just LOVE to see that! Whap! Bap! Ugh! Oof! Oh! Wow. That must've hurt. President Bush is down for the count, folks. And...well...gosh, that appears to be it, folks. We have a knockout in 7 seconds, for the shortest champeenship fight on record.


Boooooo! Boooooooo! Boooooo!!!! (crowd goes nuts)

Only trouble is, the Secret Service would probably shoot you, Bobert.