When they rip-out your claim to FEMALE

And while they are down there;

Request that the gall-bladder and appendix,

are also paritioned into the total opportunity.

(Nobody, wants to go through this shit twice or thrice)

Barter on the surgergy table - Shout OUT!!!! "All or nothing - you ain't getting a second chance."

Unless, of course you are of that peculiar female style that requires attention from "parent-type-adults" wrapped in antisceptic butcher-wrap on a bi-yearly basis - and the attention and acetaminophen enriched atmosphere of the "time out corner" gives you a buzz.

Sincerely,

Gargoyle