I ain't worried. Not yet, anyway. US guvermint done gone and made a batch of anti-bird-flu serum anyway, or they're makin' it. Besides, runnin' around yellin' "The sky is fallin'! The flu is comin'!" ain't gonna solve nothin' and'll only add to the general stupidity.

(Besides, I've got my anti-flu-pandemic outfit. I'll jist strap on my pearl-handled .44s and a pair of chaps and I'll be all set.)