An old priest and a rabbi had been friends for much of their long lives. One day over coffee, the priest says, "You know I've always wanted to ask you something. Have you ever tasted ham?" The rabbi smiles and says, "Yes, once when I was young and adventurous, I did try some ham. And by the way, I've always wanted to ask you something. Have you ever been with a woman?" The priest faintly smiles and says, "Yes, when I was young and before I was a priest, I was with several girls." The rabbi looks at his old friend and says, "It was better than ham, wasn't it?"

A man in the habit of being unfaithful to his wife was talked into going to confession by a friend. In the booth, the man said to the priest, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have been unfaithful to my wife." The priest asked, "All right, who was it with this time." The man said he didn't want to tell, but the priest insisted, "Was it Barbara?" "No" "Was it Fiona?" "No." "Was it Catherine?" "No" "Well if you won't tell just say ten our fathers and don't do it again!" The man left and met his friend outside the church, where the friend asked, "Well, what did you get?" He replied, "Ten our fathers and three good tips!"