ok rICK, HERE IS ONE FOR YOU..AND IT IS REAL. A few years ago, I was driving across the Mass. turnpike. Stopped at the restaurant, went into the mens room, and as I was meeting, and passing two men who were coming out, I overheard this statement from one of them. (It is a deep down east accent. I will write it as best I can, and you can try to tell me what he said)
YESSUH i'M SOME SICK'N TIRED A FRIGGIN' WITH THAT SONOF AWHORE, AN' i'M GONNA THRASH 'ER RATE DOWN'T THE FOD GRAGE SAFNOON.

aCTUALLY THIS IS MUCH EASIER TO UNDERSTAND IN PRINT THAN WHEN SPOKEN, BUT, GO..