So what the hell is this? We're starting our own birthday threads now? I've been gone and I was really looking forward to getting back to wish both da' RiB AND Don a happy one....and I find only one name on the thread!!! If you weren't such a nice guy I'd chastise your ass unmercifully RiB.......but somehow, with you, I just can't do it.....................I'm really losin' it........

So anyway........Happy Birthday RiB, a man who knows how to turn the other cheek...luckily,like myself, you have an overabundance of "cheek" material. Many times you are the voice of reason around here. Sadly, your reasons are incomprehensible...as are most of your posts. But Happy Birthday my friend...hopefully.

AND DON---Sorry you didn't get your own, but next year I promise to be around to put your name in lights as you slam into the big 5-0. May you slam it with more ease than I did. Geeziz. Use this coming year to prepare for the thrill of the fabulous fifties.....and don't worry about your advancing age. Your impotence is a bigger problem. Get out a tiple and play the Oscar Mayer wiener ditty....look what it did for Clinton and even old Bob Dole. HBD!!!

"Reality is bad enough. Why should I tell the truth?"

Spaw