The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #78859 Message #1423407
Posted By: Donuel
28-Feb-05 - 07:22 PM
Thread Name: BS: How to save US corporations
Subject: BS: How to save US corporations
Record Oil profits aside, Walmart's #1 status aside, Defense Contractors aside, Corporations are in trouble and are asking for our help.
The new proposals on the table include limiting/extinguishing class action lawsuits against coporations. At best the new system will take 12 years to bring such a case to court. In reality they will now simply be dismissed by an appointed Federal judge.
New proposal #2 Make personal bankruptcy impossible or at least prohibitively expensive for families with medical bills that they can not pay. (This way their mortgaged house will have to go back to the bank)
New proposal #3 Extend Immenent domain beyond a need for roads schools and hospitals to accquire your house and property so that Walmart can have your land to expand when ever and where ever they want.
Please, everyone help our poor coporations compete in the ever expanding slave wages market. Whatever it takes please give till it hurts - including taking pain killing drugs that are 16 times deadlier than OTC pain relievers but only 100 times as expensive.
Our Pharmaceutical companies need more protection from the nattering nabobs of negativitity who cry foul everytime one of their own are killed by prescriptions.
Although corporations enjoy many constitutional rights no longer afforded the private citizen, they need your help.
Please do what ever you can to make life just a little better for them. America, apple pie, NASCAR, the Super Bowl and big brotherhood are at stake. What exactly should you do?
Just give them what ever they want and shut up about it.