great Sprite commercial on TV last night.

Huge ice chest, but only one bottle of Sprite floating therein. Two guys reach for it at the same time. Holding either end, one says to the other, "Sissors, Paper, Rock?". The other guy says "Yeah."

They shoot.

One guy has sissors and the other has paper...

...but without a pause the "paper" guy grabs the Sprite.

The, "Wha....?!" look from the Scissors guy draws the reply...

Hey man, the scissors got wet and rusted. Couldn't cut paper so paper came in and scooped up the Sprite.