Why, Dougie?

You wouldn't actually read any of it fir fear that you'd have to face the fact that, while you may be in winner's circle now, there's gonna be a price to pay when the Big Guy does a final accounting... Oh? You don't belive in the Big Guy? Well, I guess that answers a lot of questions I have about yer politics..

Awww, jus' messin' wid ya'. I'll put in a good word fir ya. Sho nuff will...

Others:

Yeah, unless Senator Spector can stop the facists, the game may soon be over. Yep after a century of the Senate trying to preserve at least some level of respect for the minority party it looks very much as if the Dems might be close to rentin' another building and set up an opposition outpost 'cause it won't matter what they say or do, they will just be out-voted... And by the same folks who used to complain that the tactics that Dems used were immoral... Now they are in the majority, they seem real anxious to do the same thing that most of them thought were horrible??? Like, what am I missin' here?

How do you spell "hypocitic crook"?

Bobert