I think Joe Sixpack needs to get over his phobia of socialism and start forming some collectives. That would solve a lot of his problems. Course that would probably get the black helicopters landing in his corn field. Unless he had them (the cooperatives) legally declared corporate entities.

Hey, that's the answer! We can form cooperative enterprises, call them corporations for the benefit of the MIB squads, and fleece the CEOs of the parasite corporations. We need some good lawyers...