name in the snow? y'all must be yankees!

It reminds me of a story I recently heard. It seems our president stepped out onto the porch of the white house and found that someone had written "Clinton's a jerk!" in urine in the fresh snow. Incensed, he returned to the Oval office and got the FBI on the phone - demanding an investigation. Several days later the FBI had "bad news, and worse news" to report to the president. "Well just let me have it," said Mr Clinton. "The bad news, Mr President is that our analysts have proven the urine to be that of Vice President Gore." The president was beside himself with anger and disappointment at his friend's betrayal. "What news could be worse than that?" he asked the FBI -

"Well sir," the agent answered, "the handwriting was Mrs Clinton's."