Its nothing to do with character, its a members only club

Hey El grek this is a bit like AA

Arsenals Annonymous

Now who was it who couldnt get a gig at our clubs, where no-one is ever turned down?



waiting for the Clerk now.


btw Billy Connolly is one too!!!


O K

We are waiting this side of the parrapet.


show yourself and be counted with the rest .

No, not expose, you probably do that already.

It must be very difficult to type with your bum, but our mystery guest does a fair job of it.