"Cross Dressing Cats". You DO mean that song from the 60s by the Lovin' Spoonful don't you? Now how DOES it go?

Cross dressin' cats, play cool as country water
Cross dressin' cats, play wild as mountain dew.
Cross dressin' cats, been playin' since they's babies
Cross dressin' cats, get work before they're two.

With apologies to John Sebastian. (or anyone else who's in the process of taking this thread seriously)
Rick