Extra verse recently rediscovered, alledgedly heard while youth hostelling in the 60s. Looks good to me

Ma mither-in-law is a crabbit aul' craw,
She calls me a loafer and such,
And a visit fae her, every weekend or so,
Is a thing that I dinna like much,
To the boozer I'll go,
Wi some fella's I know,
And I'll drink till my eyes start tae blin'
But the sicht when I'm hame,
Pits me right aff ma gemme,
'Cos she's got twa heids instead o' her yin,