The thought of another President Clinton made me go the phone tonight and have a long talk with my buddy, Ralph, who assured me he's done carrying the staff and so now I'd like to announce my candidacy for president in '08.

And though I ain't asked I figgured that I'd see if bearded bruce wanted to be my running mate. Yeah, he's a knothead, but with him as VP I wouldn't have to worry about some other knothead shotin' my butt. Plus, I'd know where the boy was at all times, of course unless he pulls a Cheney on me...

And Frank Zappa left me rights to his campaign slogan, "A troubled Man for Troubled Times" in his will so that's gonna be my slogan. Thanks, Frank, you were/are da man...

Candidate Bobert
"A Troubled Man for Troubled Times"