I had Marty penciled in for a new department I was gonna propose, LH. The Department of Juvinile Posts... But, hey, it is a cabinet position so I guess we're gonna have to get used to Martin's flare fir bathroom humor... Awwww, what the heck. What we all nedd is more bathroom humor to get us over the Bush hump... Bush hump? Hmmmmm? Martin? Mr. Secretary? You there?

Nevermind. The boy done fell asleep unner the table... Guess he's been workin' too hard over in Mudville... Now if I could just get that danged Secretary of Spirituality, Little Hawk, workin' half as hard as poor ol' Martin...

(Sigh...)

Prez-to-Be