You asked for it!

Through the Power of MARC, I conjure up
The evils of 008,
The power of 856,
The authority of 100.

By the Call of AACR, I bring forth
The authority of ISBD(M),
The power of UKMARC,
The evils of : and ; and /.

By Cutter and by Colon,
By LC and by UDC,
By Expansive and by DDC:

By Shores and by Shera,
By Butler and by Boole,
By Cutter and by Casanova,
By Sheehan and by Boorstin,
By Watterston and by Meehan,
By Spofford and by Stephenson,
By Young and by Putnam,
By MacLeish and by Evans,
By Mumford and by Billington:

Come, WINSLO
Come, CAMELS
Come, GCLC
Come, LiLI
Come, NOLA
Come, SOLO
Come, AMIGOS
Come, OCLC
Come, ACRL
Come, PLA
Come, LCEI
Come, LYNX
Come, III
Come, DYNIX
Come, SIRSI
Come, DRA
Come, PALS
Come, ALA
Come, AALL
Come, all ye fiends of bibliotecal acronyms:

And give to Burke that which she so richly deserves!