Look, gnu, you wanna make this idea fly? Concentrate on the beavers. Get yourself a couple of non-lethal traps, catch as many beavers as you can, shave 'em and turn 'em loose. Then run advertisements in as many East Coast newspapers as you can afford that say:




SEE TOTALLY BALD BEAVERS!!!!

Yes, for a mere $1,200.00 you come to beautiful New Brunswick for a FULL WEEK of beaver-watching! See hundreds of all-natural beavers in the bush plus the rare and exciting BALD beaver!

That's right! Just $1,200.00 for a full week. All amenities are provided and there are ABSOLUTELY NO hidden charges. Our beavers don't work for tips. We absolutely guarantee that you will not be bothered by beavers asking you to buy them expensive drinks or offering you overpriced table dances!