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Thread #59418   Message #1426057
Posted By: GUEST,De Judge
03-Mar-05 - 12:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The judges have completed their deliberations, and the winner of the "Name 'that tendency of a small, insular group of people to argue incessantly among themselves over the exact meaning, derivation and pronunciation of obscure words with which the majority of the population is largely unfamiliar' Contest" is...

Mmario for his just-in-the-nick-of-time entry "MOABosis"!

The judging committee was leaning toward Amos, for "cluckfester" until someone pointed out that the word is already used in some circles to describe chicken hemorrhoids so it was disqualified.

Congratulations, Mmario! Your prize, as always, is a carefree no-expense-paid weekend at the beautiful Sandy Landing Yacht and Racquet Club in lovely Munson, Florida. Bring your own camping gear, mosquito repellent and snake-bite kit. And you might want to bring some Vaseleine or K-Y in case Bubba and Jim Bob happen to be camping on that same sandbar. Them boys get sorta rowdy and start imaginin' they're in that "Deliverance" movie. Might wanta practice up a bit on squeelin' like a pig while yer at it.